Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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