you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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