"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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