The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
that is very illegal...i love you.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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