Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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