if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
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