I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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