your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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