Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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