that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
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