woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Tornado booty call.. dedication
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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