Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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