Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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