can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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