They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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