The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
