at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Randomize
