Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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