Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
now i know why i became what i already was.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
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