we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Congratulations! We have a period
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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