he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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