I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I feel like abortions should bother me more
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Your penis caused this!
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