Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
