Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
We need to get me chipped asap
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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