the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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