R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
you inspire me to be a worse person
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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