Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I have aggressive nipples.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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