WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
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