Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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