dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
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