Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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