This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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