no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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