She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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