just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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