This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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