I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
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