You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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