It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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