no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
You were trust falling into bushes
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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