I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Randomize