How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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