Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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