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so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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