I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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