hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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