If that was your dad, he is hot
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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