she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
