just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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