ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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