so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
