You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
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