this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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