Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
If I die, sorry about rent.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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