At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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