I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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