Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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