whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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