is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
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